If I don't get a job in art, I will need a job where I can endlessly tell people that they've screwed something up.
I'd go into teaching if it was still legal to beat children.
If I ever host a TV show, it's gonna be called "You're An Idiot" and I'm going to beat everyone to death with corrections to commonly thought true ideas that are totally false.
I'm acerbic like that...
I really will hate movies/TV/anime/comics based on nothing but their depiction of history or making glaring errors on stuff (if it's glaring or stupid enough). Contrary to not being Christian, errors on Christianity can bother me a lot depending on what it is.
The above is why I would sooner die than read The DaVinci Code.