Go Malik! Fight off Altair with your stubby stub!
Somewhere along the way, I learned that Nizari Ismailis (the sect of Islam the Hashashin were part of) liked to make cake. Albeit, it probably wasn't salmon colored cake, but it was cake nonetheless! ...though old fashioned cake tends not to be near anywhere are sugary as modern demands... like Chinese Moon Cake. That stuff is terrible!
I was inspired by tennathing's drawings in her creed to draw cake.
I thought about this for the recruitment poster/video mission
"Join 1191ad! We have cake!"
Though... I can't actually offer cake and thus...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
...okay, I still haven't played Portal...