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Attacking Landon is a pretty pants-on-head-retarded move... He might not be a super-badass... he's a pretty inexperienced vampire... though the US government conveniently has pamphlets for everything.

...But he's got army training and happens to be six feet tall in addition to being a vampire, so he's at least above average in ass-kicking aptitude.

Landon thinks himself a Friendly Neighborhood Vampire.

And he isn't very fond of people who adamantly think he's evil, though he never really angsts about it beyond momentary grumbling. Landon isn't the sort of guy who gets upset for a long time.

Killing vampires is on shaky legal ground in Landon's universe, but the fact that dead vampires decompose easily makes stopping people kind of hard for lack of evidence of the crime.

...I'm not sure if vampires show up on camera or not. I think I'll say yes and blame a technology-geek of a porn director inventing one because he wanted to fap to vampires having sex very badly.

Never under estimate human ingenuity when it comes to sex and violence. :<

Stakes (metal or wooden) are the traditional vampire-slaying method, but guns work fine assuming you add enough gun. And if that doesn't work, ADD MORE GUN.

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:iconthegalago:
Well, say film works and digital doesnt as far as cameras work, because logically, if humans can see him then he reflects visible light and if he reflects visible light then his image will be burned onto to film. I dont know, I'm a bit obsessive about film so.. Yeah.
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~Kaxen6 Sep 29, 2010   General Artist
...that might make it even easier for vampires to get away with shit unless an artistic photographer is handy... I don't know that many people who use actual film aside from artists.
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:iconthegalago:
Me either, except those who cant afford digital cameras, though film is more costly in the long run. Maybe someone who intended on catching said vampire in the act and therefore came prepared with a minolta or argus or something?
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:iconjaegerofice:
Just at least above? army training and 6 feet tall allready qualify that, add vampire in it and you have something taht is betterto take out with highcalibre longrange weapons, 12,7mm AA machine guns should suffice.

Yeah when it comes to killing each others we are more creative then we should be, and for porn... meh I lost any taste for it after seeing my fathers late 70 early 80 colection, they just don't do it as well anymore :D

Big guns are allways good, range, calibre, rateof fire and its simplicity( a rifle taht has more than 6 removable parts to do complete clean up is the one that breaks easily)
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~Nachtrae Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, I love Landon's annoyed expression in the second panel :iconimhappyplz: It's like he's had to hear the same thing hundredths of times and has just about enough of it :XD:
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~Kaxen6 Sep 29, 2010   General Artist
He probably hears it in his neighborhood fairly often. And it's hard to talk behind his back too since he can hear very well.
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~Nachtrae Sep 30, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
silly shortsighted humans :ninja:
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:iconordoncrane:
You should only stop shooting to reload and find new targets.
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~DasTebbers Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
MOAR DAKKA!
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*tzigany Sep 29, 2010  Student General Artist
Conveniently has pamphlets for everything.
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