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Dress For Success by Kaxen6 Dress For Success by Kaxen6
90% of Dictator Kax's plans are ill-thought out or involve destroying 90% of humanity or both.

It might be just a tad nonsensical for world domination aspirants to copycat Nazi fashion sense when the Nazis weren't actually that successful at world domination considering how long they lasted and how much they took... though they probably win the "snappy evil clothes" contest.

And as far as I remember, the Mongol Empire was the only world domination attempt in which Russia was at least partially conquered.

Most people screw up at Russia... because if they don't attack in winter, they get stuck until it is winter and then winter causes much failure.

One simply can't say "I conquered the world, except Russia"

Though if someone is channeling Simo Hayha, I'd be scared to try to take down Finland...

Though Mongols have pretty bad History PR, they always get written off as moronic barbarians despite the fact they conquered so much stuff and held it for so long. And I've only seen like three Mongol documentaries... and one was just about their horsies...

And the Mongols had badass women.

For some reason I will consider almost anything slightly more highly if women in combat (and not Sweet Polly Oliver stuff) is present... Ironically, I have no desires to join the military and get a combat position.

...I'm bad at drawing Mongol clothes... it doesn't say Mongolian precisely...
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Captainface Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Reminds me of the Crash Course Meme
HydraCorinthian Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010  Student General Artist
Alexander the Great and the Romans conquered a lot that side of the world a LONG time ago
hemophobianessticity Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
Eh, I thought it was Mongolian attire so no worries. xD
bLack-mInx Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Good ol' General Winter X3

Channeling the god Simo would not go good for whoever he's fighting X3

The mongols and all the other steppe tribes were flippin' sweet. Didja know that some had green eyes and such? They had immigrants from the Germanic and Russian tribes that melted in with them. And they had drugs and cool tattoos. <3
Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010   General Artist
I knew about that.

That was the topic of one of the few documentaries on Mongols I've seen. Something to do with the Amazons/what may have been the basis of the Greeks' stories about the Amazons moving to Mongolia... I'm not sure if that makes a lick of sense...

Ever since I learned that the Amazons from Greek stories were not in fact from the Amazon Rainforest as a small child, I felt intensely annoyed. xD
bLack-mInx Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Oh, that's really cool. What was the name of it, do you remember? I'd really like to see that.
....I'm such an incurable nerd =_='
Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010   General Artist
Secrets of the Dead: Amazon Warrior Women or something along that line.
bLack-mInx Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010
thanks ^^
pandarune Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Hmmm...if Russia's greatest defense is winter, does that mean Canadians could conquer them?
Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010   General Artist
I'm convinced Canada is secretly plotting our doom because we'd never expect it! :<
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