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Insulting Ransom by Kaxen6 Insulting Ransom by Kaxen6
A pizzle stick is a dried, stretched penis...

Julius Caesar did something like this. Except he also tormented his captors with poetry and vowed to kill them all (which he did in addition to taking back the ransom money)... and people say history is boring.

Aurus ends up paying Vito something like a million dollars over about a decade in exchange for saving his life and shining his shoes except a lot of it is spend on the Black Hole Loan that his mother has with the Moretti so his standard of living raises only a little.
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XDDD
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InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So these pizzle sticks, they're edible? :o
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011   General Artist
They're for dogs to chew. Though there are real dishes for people that include animal penis as an ingredient.
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InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Excellent.
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kimarous Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011
*reads while eating pizza-flavoured Pringle wheat sticks*
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011   General Artist
At least you're not eating jerky sticks.
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6-Qubed Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011
Reminds me of a saying;

"I'd like to buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth."

Not a compliment, obviously.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011   General Artist
Lol. I'll have to save that in my big file of quotes.
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6-Qubed Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011
My work here is done, citizen.

6_QUBED, AWAY!!!

*whoosh*
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