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I hate Freud with a burning passion. If I had a time machine that I can only use for one round trip, I'd go kill Freud... Most people suggest killing Hitler, but... I guess we can kill two birds with one stone and just destroy the Austrian Empire/Austria-Hungary. :-/

My psych professor seems to like talking about Freud. It drives me nuts!

I guess it's also irritating since the average writer has never taken psychology and THEY ALWAYS USE FREUD.

Freud IS NOT EVEN SCIENTIFIC DAMMIT!
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6-Qubed Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011
It caused me great vexation to discover that his daughter worked with him professionally, within the same general psychological mindset (badum-tish).

Also, for his talk about how there's an Eros and a Thanatos, he doesn't spend as much time talking about wanting to kill shit as he does wanting to fuck shit which is, in retrospect, probably for the best.
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Kayaoceshi Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010
Awww, I love Freud and his unconscious sexual desires theory. And his use of prescription CRACK.
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RiverWye Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
I know exactly how you feel. *also has an intense hatred for Freud*
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CrusaderLaith Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
Thank you. Thank you profusely. I feel a sort of elated vindication right about now.
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BessaEccentric Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Student General Artist
My theory is that because he had such a scarring upbringing, it has affected his way of thinking- causing his reasoning to be unconscious sexual desires.

:3
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BessaEccentric Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Student General Artist
I ditto your opinion.
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Pablosky3D2 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
I hate filosophy in general. Tuesday I have an exam about Plato and shit like that.

That reminds me I should be studying by now...
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010   General Artist
Philosophy is hard.

Though I probably made it worse in my Philosophy class by railing against vegetarians (the ones who think everyone should be vegetarian, anyway) and I think my prof was a vegetarian.
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Saint-of-many-names Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
One phrase I came up to remember things about Freud was: Cocaine, helps you forget about your parent's genitals. Sums him up pretty well.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010   General Artist
Haha.
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Freud is great for keeping psychiatrists out of a story.

If someone has unresolved psychological issues, then the idea of a psychiatrist will either never cross anyone's mind, it will but they'll have no time.

Or it will and everybody thinks of Freud at the same time and say "no psychiatrists!"

Or, and I shit you not, I just read a book where this happened, the psychiatrist will turn out to be EVIL!!

This is because it's always more fun when people are slightly psycho, or on edge, or generally imbalanced.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
There are no therapists in fiction.

Unless someone wants to show psychologists as incompetent natters.

...This probably explains why psych majors are some of the most unhappy college students ever.
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Or evil, don't forget evil!
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010   General Artist
That's true.
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YraelMogget Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't understand why we would even bother studying him... Why not study me? I say more things that make sense than he does.
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tzigany Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Student General Artist
I second that. Now, hold still while I riffle through your diary. :XD:
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
It's one of those "I was here first" sorts of things.
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InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Freud was covered in our psychology class, but his ideas weren't generally accepted. Heh heh. I'm thinking our instructor had a thing or two to settle with Freud as well.
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
They use Freud because it fuels their own Freudian desire to talk about sex. I remember my former Psych prof's class- every discussion got diverted either to sex, or to fried pickles.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
Fried pickles? O_o
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
You've never heard of fried pickles?
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
I don't like pickles much.
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
*shrugs* Each to her own. Have you heard of fried Twinkies? Fried Butterfingers? Fried butter?
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
I've seen those.

...Fried Butter always seemed like tempting fate...
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I think that anyone who eats fried butter is either going to die or get morbidly obese.
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Which could be sex in disguise.
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Good point... just like chocolate cake is sex on a platter.
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Or Pasta Salads!

IT'S GOT LITTLE FUCKING TOMATOES IN IT! :iconjizzinmypantsplz:
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
And when they pop... hehe...
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tzigany Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Student General Artist
THAT DOUBLE ENTENDRE IS SO ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT!
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Unless you get off on smashing testicles with a hammer.
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tzigany Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Student General Artist
:icondoesnotwantplz:
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
BUT YOU LIKE IT THAT WAY.
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tzigany Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Student General Artist
:XD: Actually it bugs me. Hymens aren't cherrylike at all. */ocd*
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LadyNagorm Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I just checked out a couple books on psychology and one of them ONLY TALKS ABOUT FREUD. Every other sentence is about the unconcious sexual urges. Intresting to read sure, but only because it makes me ponder what went on in that guys head.
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Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010
Kill Freud? Please no, to what else I'd be laughing like crazy :D.

And Hitler wasn't the problem, the bastard who didn't let him in art school is.
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InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck yeah. :laughing: We are in agreement.
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LeitaKree Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Exactly: get Hilter into art school, and the Third Reich would've NEVER HAPPENED. O:

He wasn't half bad, either. Just boring.
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kimarous Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010
When I took a psychology class about famous psychologists and the major ideals they promoted, the professor only considered Freud significant in the sense that he was one of the first and paved the way for people with PROPER psychological ideals. :XD:
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
Yeah... pretty much.
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010
What would Freud say about your rant?
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
It's probably the result of unresolved unconscious sexual desires... probably having to do with my father. :lmao:


>_> Sometimes I wonder how weird in the head (or maybe just perverted) Freud had to be to think everyone has nothing to think about but sex in their unconscious... Though I'd say he's got an oral fixation and has unresolved issues from his infantile sexual phase, if I was to use his ideas... He smoked so much that he got mouth cancer... "Just a cigar"
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010
I don't think that all of his theories had to do with sex, that's just what everyone hears. It is sort of like people misquoting Machiavelli.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010   General Artist
Well, there's the super ego, ego, and id bit, but I've never seen it except in Xenogears (though Xenogears skewed more into Jung, I'm told. I didn't notice at the time since I never finished the game and it was before I had any interest in psychology) and a couple "MY EVIL SIDE" type stories.
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2010
Id is your unfiltered desire
Ego is what other people want you to do
Super Ego is the combination of those two, what you present to the outside world.
Don't quote me on that, I may have gotten the last two mixed up.
I don't think that Id is the evil side, Id is just our animal or pure side (not pure good, just pure you)
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010   General Artist
Id is not evil, but it's pretty easy to depict the combination of your sex, violence, and shits and giggles impulse evil.
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
But people can also have good impulses, depending on who you talk to.
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tzigany Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010  Student General Artist
I think you did.

Id is raw emotion and wants, Superego is logic and intellect, and Ego is the poor sap who's got to mediate between the two and the rest of the world.

But I only know that cos I was reading about cast calculus on TV Tropes. :lmao: [link]
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
Yeah, I did a paper of neitzche and freud but I can never get ego and super ego straight
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tzigany Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Student General Artist
I remember it because the superego is where all the morals go, and superheroes are all preachey and stuff. :D
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