But then I'd have to murder Glen Keane, everyone at Pixar, and every artist I've ever looked up to (who isn't dead).
And get away with tons of murders. Despite the fact I know it's the CSI effect at play, I still have an irrational belief that I will get caught (maybe I should watch more documentaries on unsolved murders). Then again, if I shapeshifted into someone else, I wouldn't be leaving my own fingerprints! So I guess I only need to get away with one murder until the government is onto me and suspect there's a shapeshiftier on the loose.