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PARENT LICENSE REJECTED by Kaxen6 PARENT LICENSE REJECTED by Kaxen6
Ordinance KSNH-18 = Kids Should Not Have until 18.

I'm told being an overly permissive parent is actually worse than being a neglectful parent.

Well... at least being neglectful means someone can alert the authorities and stop you from parenting... :-/

Permissive parents (especially if they bail their children out of every problem in addition to never having rules and boundaries) is why the world is so full of morons who can't even grasp the concept that their farts stink.

Or maybe it's an American thing. I'm told American students score highest on "I think I'm doing good" but are actually 25th in math which is behind every country as fancy as America.

But anyway, as much as kids fancy the idea of a world without adults where they can eat candy 24/7 children generally function better with rules, boundaries, and limitations. It's like how Cesar Milan tells you to stop spoiling your stupid dog.

You don't need to be your child's "friend." YOU'RE OLDER AND (supposed to be) SMARTER THAN THEM BEAT THEM (figuratively) WITH THE BAT OF KNOWLEDGE AND THE BRICK OF JUSTICE THEY'LL THANK YOU WHEN THEY'RE NOT STUPID LITTLE KIDS ANYMORE. Or not dead.

And they'll probably think all your 80s references are stupid anyway and find you ungodly embarrassing once they're teenagers anyway.

I think it's okay to skew hard-ass. It works for Asians, at least. And once you build up the habits, your kid will probably stick to them at least a little. :-/


Anyway, while I don't really believe in neutering people, I do believe in the idea of a parenting license or at least a one-child act. It seems like the most ethical way to control the population count unless you want to treat humans like deer and have like... deer season.

Now that would be one weird dystopia... to fight overpopulation, murder is legal 3 months every year!

How long is deer season? I've never gone hunting before. But ever since I took archery classes, I've fancied the idea of going BOW-HUNTING. Just once. I want to kill a deer with an arrow.

Except I think I'd need to take more archery classes if I want to shoot the deer at more than like... 20 feet.
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Michabelle Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
The requirements and testing would be a little complicated, and I wonder how strict it could be on unlicensed parenting, but a parenting license is a great idea!
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EllieTheSmuggler Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I hate parents who do/go/buy whatever their children wants. That attitude make them a snobby bastard teens in later years.

I won't even start about fit of hysterics...
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Stegashota Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Student Digital Artist
YES. Can we please make this required now?
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pantlessninja Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
JUMPINGJACKSONAPOGOSTICK!?!
Me and a friend of mine discussed this just yesterday!?!
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Night-eco Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I think out of that entire description, the one statement that stands out to me the most 'can't even grasp the concept that their farts stink'.
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InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I once had a dream of waking up to the world 300 years from now. The world was crowded of people and everything was under endless suburban construction and there was not a living tree in sight. When I asked where the hell I was at, they just took a long glance at me and continued building houses. Finally someone told me to go find out for myself somewhere else.

Good lord, we could do with a having children policy. But NOOOO, that would hinder our good 'ol American freedom. :roll:
At least I'm doing MY part in not having kids in, like, EVER.
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KannaLilly Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
I think, legally, you can kill a deer with a bow and arrow all year 'round. Somebody used that as a loophole somewhere, for hunting out of season. I'd, you know, CHECK first, but it probably doesn't coincide with regular hunting season.
I think a two child per couple license is alright by me. Or one child per person, so couples get two. As a single child, I can easily tell you that it kinda sucks being alone 100% of the time, and not really having any relationship closer than 'friend'. Plus, it doesn't contribute to overpopulation and some people won't have kids, I'm sure.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
Yeah that's true. Maybe a two-child act. It works better for supporting the elderly and studies show only-childs are the most likely to be self-absorbed little brats because they never have to share with that obnoxious little sibling.
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KannaLilly Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
I wouldn't wish single childhood on anyone. My life was greatly enriched when I finally 'adopted' a girl a few years younger than me. She's had a very sheltered life and I've had a rather difficult one, so I really try to guide her as best I can as her 'big sister'. Having someone close to me I can really care for who's closer than just 'a friend' is really a good thing.
Coming out as a lesbian to her is actually the focus of my biggest fear at the moment, because I'm scared she'll misunderstand and shut me out. I don't even care that much about what my own mom thinks of me - that's how much I care about her. I wouldn't give up that kind of relationship for the world.
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Silver1bow Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
This.
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Kiarra-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student Writer
It would be weird to have overpopulation... :O


As for the hunting question, my sister (who is an avid hunter) says that the seasons variy from state to state. You may also be require to take a safety course for hunter (Like in my state.)
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
The whole "deer season" thing sounds like good old fashion fucked up fun. Just try not to go all "Battle Royale" with it. Ooh, why don't you just set up a hunting season for high crimes prison inmates?
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
Making prisoners kill each other is overdone. They get the death penalty most of the time in KaxenLand.

I just keep imagining office workers who are boring 90% of the year carrying out the murderous desires the other 10%

Worker 1: AW CRAP?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR HUSBAND FOUND OUT I BANGED YOU?!
Unfaithful wife: ...it means I hope your cubicle is bullet proof.
Worker 2: CULLING SEASON, WHOO.
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Oh I wasn't aware of the death penalty regulations in KaxenLand that's much better then.

Ooh,[link]

Picture that with real weapons.
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Fell-Dog3 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student General Artist
I find that the one child act would work best in overpopulated countries, though it obviously isn'thelping China. Maybe a deer season would be a smart idea XD Kill off the weak and the ones who can't function correctly in society? Now, I know that sounds mean, but I really don't care. It's obvious that sooner or later, things like this might and/or will happen. It's a fact of life; You can't have too many of something or things will go bad, especially when the population is growing as much as it is.

Obiously, people in the southern states, those 'God warriors' and those poeple who think it's 'cool' to have like 10 children, don't know how bad it is for our future.

Besides, I want to know the parent that can actually take care of ten children at once, love and care for each one, and keep them in order...Have you ever seen John and Kate plus eight? It's obvious that she, now that she is single, can not handle those eight children without the help of the money she ges from the television show. But, this show is detrimental to her children and their health...

So, yes, I like the one child rule. It makes the most sense out of everything.
RANT OVER!

On another note, I like this and your other comic strips a lot :D
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
I think it would take some thinking to make a one-child act work flawlessly, but yeah... Though the larger amounts of the elderly is another problem since people live longer now and it's wicked expensive with the medical treatments.
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Fell-Dog3 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student General Artist
Kill the old? Naw, that's mean...

Perhaps we find a a place very far away where we send the old when they reach the age of at least 65. There they can live out the rest of their old lives, happily ever after :)

Perhaps it's about time we figure out how to space travel and inhabit another planet so we can start destroying that one as well :D
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
Yeah, but eventually we'll run out of habitable planets.
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Fell-Dog3 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student General Artist
Then...

We're doomed :iconfuuuplz:
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Did you intentionally make her a caucasian? Because that's now more hilarious because it's also true... can't tell you how many white families I know with little assholes for kids. Granted that situation isn't limited to just whites however I tend to see it arise with white families more often.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
Sort of.
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
XD Racist. Heh, everyone's racist....
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
<a href=[link]">Everyone's a little bit racist

Well, I was thinking of a specific instance. My mom recalled one time where a mother was so freakishly permissive that she pretty much said her son can go break his arm if he feels like it after someone suggested her son be careful climbing a tall tree.


Aren't broken arms expensive? (either that or she's raising an indestructable cyborg and not telling anybody) I've never broken a bone in my life so I dunno. If I ever do, I'll probably ask to have my cast replaced incessantly because the drawings got old. Or wrapped in new layers of gauze to start drawing again until the cast was more like an Ankylosaurus tail.
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Well she might have been being sarcastic.

Oh I've broken my arm once. Got shot in the leg during an airsoft game with some friends, tripped, and landed on a rock with my forearm hitting it in a way that caused it to bow and snap.... FUCKING... Painful.

Hurt so much that I couldn't stop laughing. Yep, if the pain is intense enough for certain people you don't cry or groan in pain... you laugh your ass off.
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crazyxangel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
I did that once. The laughing my ass off, nearly broke my arm smashing my elbow into the corner of a coffee table. Couldn't stop laughing, but it hurt like hell!
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Lucky for you it was the elbow. It can take a serious amount of punishment before it breaks. Too bad that when it breaks it tends to break into so many pieces that surgery is required.
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crazyxangel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
I know, all I came away with was an unhappy funnybone and some torn skin.

The biggest bone I've ever broken was my tail bone, but I've never broken any 'normal' bones...
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010   General Artist
She was like... flipping-out angry.
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spartan-3x13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Heh, wow.
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Embers-are-left Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a one-child act. But the parent license sounds great.
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sasuhina123 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i don''t want anything from my mom except an apology...but that will never happen
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sordcooper2 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student General Artist
i think a 1 per person child law would be a good idea, population would slowly drop due to things like murder sickness and homosexuals not reproducing but it would at least keep things stable for the most part, which would let us skip past a the yearly Man-hunt Monday (as well as the set-ups for smut that i wish i could forget)

and i think its like a week or two long tops
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