The time of perpetual Christmas songs (and one obligatory Hanukkah song) is upon us.
I think Silent Night is a terrifying song for some reason. There's just something unspeakably unsettling about it. It always sounds so damned ominous like the quiet before a storm.
The only other Christmas song I have about equal beef with is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer due to two instances of bawling my eyes out over lipstick on the nose. WE CAN'T ALL BE RUDOLPH AND LIPSTICK IS FOR LIPS DAMMIT. Or whatever 1st and 2nd grade Kaxen was thinking... Maybe I just wanted to play the bully reindeer since I never get to be the bully in real life.