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Treat Your Chest Like a Woman by Kaxen6 Treat Your Chest Like a Woman by Kaxen6
It drives me batty that Ezio takes so long to open chests and loot them.


I'm never sure what I'm supposed to think about the phrase "treat ___ like a woman/lady" Though one Disney-animated film on the Boys Anti Tank Rifle suggests you treat your rifle like a woman, but bedding it is "going a little too far."
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Particularlyme Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
He likes to grope chests.
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Mereelismyhomeboy Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011
wait...I don't get i-ohhh, it's an innuendo isn't it?
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elmetalero3000 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn it... it's so short, and it even made me fall off my chair...
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Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011
Well rifle is like woman, it is delicate and beautifull, and often called as girlfried.
How ever there is another version we used in during service(at leas we Anti Tank Jägers used this): Rifle is your girlfried, KES is a regular lay, APILAS is the secret lover and 'Musti' is milf. Not to mention the theory that the calibre(rifle is 7,62 mm and 'Musti' is 95 mm for examples) is directly equal to the size of ones manhood.

Every army on the planet = A meeting place for two minded logic

How ever Ezios logic has a flaw, as men treat women differently they naturally will open locks differently. and taking in account that Ezio is faster to bed ladies than to open locks he's doing something wrong
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emerald-dragoness Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Win.
I never thought about it like that. xD
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Journei Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:lol: Hilarious. When I was following Machievelli around Rome at the beginning of the game, I saw a treasure chest and so I went to open it and actually got d-sycronized because I "lost my target" due to Ezio taking his friggen time. Its was pitiful.
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russetwolf13 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Treat your rifle like a woman and delicately rub oil into it's crevices.
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Vuther Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
What, bedding your rifle is too far? That's doesn't sound like what R. Lee Ermey was saying!
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YraelMogget Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Probably was caressing them... just like when he pats down guards for coins.
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FeatherWriter Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
Well, Ez. You know all about that subject, don't you?
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