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Has anyone written a plot about a vampire that hangs out with cannibals???

I think vampires would fit in much more with cannibal societies and other cultures that have no taboo against blood as food. They could probably fit right in with any hyper-violent society too (as would lefties... since fighting lefties confuses people, they are in a higher number in non-gun hyper-violent societies) seeing as it isn't that odd to kill people if all your friends have killed at least three people in the past month.

So vampires are probably only alluring and "dangerous" and angsty in societies full of people who don't try to shiv each other on a daily basis and don't consider blood an acceptable food. I'm pretty sure any sort of blood is not kosher or halal... Yes, some days I have random urges to find out the precise rules to kosher and halal... I bought halal coffee candy (first time I saw "halal" on a food label) a while ago and was curious about it... NOW YOU KNOW...

I'm not sure if Epifan ever meets cannibals... He's just the default vampire since he's pretty much the only unrepentant vampire I have.

Despite how "easy" shinydesu is supposed to be, I'm quite crappy at it.
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TakataCheroki Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Brilliant.
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BaddaMobs Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Vampires+cannibals? makes sense....
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ty-ping Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010
Actually I asked a Islamic girl about that once. Apparently people in general are not Kosher because they eat other animals, which is why pigs (which eat anything) and meat eating animals cannot be eaten (so hawks, tigers, rats, anything that will eat flesh cannot be eaten by man) So if a person was raised a vegetarian from birth, and then killed in the ritualistic way that drained their blood as par with Islam (and I assume Judaism) then Jewish people and Muslims could eat that person.
But your average hobo on the street? No.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010   General Artist
Hmmm...

So vegans getting made into soylent green would be more acceptable than hobos made into soylent green...
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ty-ping Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010
Yea, the only issue would then be in proving that the person was vegetarian their whole life, because one little bite of a bacon sandwich and then they have to get tossed out.

Besides, eating people for the most part is just not economically sustainable except perhaps as a last ditch thing when someone died naturally and you don't want to waste the body. And then we'd probably make better candles.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010   General Artist
Well, dictators kill lots of people. I figure you might as well eat them or win the favor of the local vampire population.
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Bublio53 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Vampires and Cannibals... never would've thought of that! ^^; You've amazed me yet again with your ability to notice the similarities between the strangest things. :XD:
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JohnnyThat1Dude Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Student Writer
actually that sounds like a good plot for a story. A vampire living with cannibals.
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Biotype Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
I like how the captive looks. Just looks like they're thinking 'well damn'
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SomethingGerman Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
i like this premise
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GoukaRyuujin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol this could work out quite well for him :lmao:
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StephySkittles Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
:lmao: You have found the most GLORIOUS combination. I hope to see more of Epifan with cannibals! :XD:
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auburn-haired-sadist Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
Oh geez. :D Cannibals and vampires...a dangerous combination. Throw some zombies in there, and you've got a formula for world domination. ;)

I love his face in the last panel...it's just so epic. :heart:
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010   General Artist
The vampires and cannibals probably wouldn't get along with the zombies... Zombies aren't very good for conversation.
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auburn-haired-sadist Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
True. But the zombies could always work as extra rations when there's a lack of fresh meat. That way, the vampires and cannibals wouldn't have to kill each other. :D
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Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
Lefties are not that confusing, just gaot to remember that in knife fight he has his knife on the same side so it is the faster or with longer reach who wins instead of one with more skill. Boxing if you are good enaugh there is no real difference.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010   General Artist
I'm not sure if fighting styles on islands in the middle of nowhere are cruddier at dealing with lefties or what, but as far as hyper violent inhabitants in places in the middle of nowhere goes, there's more lefties.
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Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Well it is herited genetically.
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