Has anyone written a plot about a vampire that hangs out with cannibals???
I think vampires would fit in much more with cannibal societies and other cultures that have no taboo against blood as food. They could probably fit right in with any hyper-violent society too (as would lefties... since fighting lefties confuses people, they are in a higher number in non-gun hyper-violent societies) seeing as it isn't that odd to kill people if all your friends have killed at least three people in the past month.
So vampires are probably only alluring and "dangerous" and angsty in societies full of people who don't try to shiv each other on a daily basis and don't consider blood an acceptable food. I'm pretty sure any sort of blood is not kosher or halal... Yes, some days I have random urges to find out the precise rules to kosher and halal... I bought halal coffee candy (first time I saw "halal" on a food label) a while ago and was curious about it... NOW YOU KNOW...
I'm not sure if Epifan ever meets cannibals... He's just the default vampire since he's pretty much the only unrepentant vampire I have.
Despite how "easy" shinydesu is supposed to be, I'm quite crappy at it.