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Vampire Heaven by Kaxen6 Vampire Heaven by Kaxen6
Has anyone written a plot about a vampire that hangs out with cannibals???

I think vampires would fit in much more with cannibal societies and other cultures that have no taboo against blood as food. They could probably fit right in with any hyper-violent society too (as would lefties... since fighting lefties confuses people, they are in a higher number in non-gun hyper-violent societies) seeing as it isn't that odd to kill people if all your friends have killed at least three people in the past month.

So vampires are probably only alluring and "dangerous" and angsty in societies full of people who don't try to shiv each other on a daily basis and don't consider blood an acceptable food. I'm pretty sure any sort of blood is not kosher or halal... Yes, some days I have random urges to find out the precise rules to kosher and halal... I bought halal coffee candy (first time I saw "halal" on a food label) a while ago and was curious about it... NOW YOU KNOW...

I'm not sure if Epifan ever meets cannibals... He's just the default vampire since he's pretty much the only unrepentant vampire I have.

Despite how "easy" shinydesu is supposed to be, I'm quite crappy at it.
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TakataCheroki Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Brilliant.
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BaddaMobs Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Vampires+cannibals? makes sense....
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ty-ping Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010
Actually I asked a Islamic girl about that once. Apparently people in general are not Kosher because they eat other animals, which is why pigs (which eat anything) and meat eating animals cannot be eaten (so hawks, tigers, rats, anything that will eat flesh cannot be eaten by man) So if a person was raised a vegetarian from birth, and then killed in the ritualistic way that drained their blood as par with Islam (and I assume Judaism) then Jewish people and Muslims could eat that person.
But your average hobo on the street? No.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010   General Artist
Hmmm...

So vegans getting made into soylent green would be more acceptable than hobos made into soylent green...
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ty-ping Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010
Yea, the only issue would then be in proving that the person was vegetarian their whole life, because one little bite of a bacon sandwich and then they have to get tossed out.

Besides, eating people for the most part is just not economically sustainable except perhaps as a last ditch thing when someone died naturally and you don't want to waste the body. And then we'd probably make better candles.
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Kaxen6 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2010   General Artist
Well, dictators kill lots of people. I figure you might as well eat them or win the favor of the local vampire population.
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Bublio53 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Vampires and Cannibals... never would've thought of that! ^^; You've amazed me yet again with your ability to notice the similarities between the strangest things. :XD:
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JohnnyThat1Dude Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Student Writer
actually that sounds like a good plot for a story. A vampire living with cannibals.
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Biotype Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
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deathstrikesquirrel Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
I like how the captive looks. Just looks like they're thinking 'well damn'
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